We're all mad here.

fake-mermaid:

youdontknowhowidream:

You know what’s funny…shrek and monsters inc both came out in 2001… miley is 20… oh and TV was invented in the 1920’s…

jesus christ^
anything-grohls:

touch-all-the-butts:

me as a ghost

is this season one of american horror story
rwbyrambler:

literally the entirety of cats in a single picture
astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
thefruitythebooty:


simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

brookeeverdeen:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

frostingpeetaswounds:

remember when miley was randomly in hsm2

image

BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION

i voted for her without parents permission

(via pizza)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via thepointlesstoilet)

gayisthenewokay:

today is a good day

tonight at the stroke of midnight 

in the UK

same-sex couples who have been waiting for years

can finally get married

today is a good day

just remember that

(via stormafter)